You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hope
We won't use your info for evil. No, seriously. What else do you need to know?
Well, OK. We can be more specific if you doubt us.
Information Collection, Use, and Sharing
We are the sole owners of the information collected on this site. We only have access to/collect information that you voluntarily give us via email or other direct contact from you. We will not sell or rent this information to anyone, except in the case that this information will avert nuclear disaster, robot takeover, threat of universal zombie viruses or other extraordinarily unlikely (but very scary) planet-destroying scenarios for which we feel we'd be obligated, as citizens of our World, to furnish. In such circumstance we may furnish said information without requesting prior written consent, seeing as a lack of infrastructure and/or requisite electricity to power our computers is a likely possibility.
Information Collection, Use, and Sharing
We are the sole owners of the information collected on this site. We only have access to/collect information that you voluntarily give us via email or other direct contact from you. We will not sell or rent this information to anyone, except in the case that this information will avert nuclear disaster, robot takeover, threat of universal zombie viruses or other extraordinarily unlikely (but very scary) planet-destroying scenarios for which we feel we'd be obligated, as citizens of our World, to furnish. In such circumstance we may furnish said information without requesting prior written consent, seeing as a lack of infrastructure and/or requisite electricity to power our computers is a likely possibility.
We will use your information to respond to you (but not if you're a Meanie, srsly) regarding the reason you contacted us. We will not share your information with any third party outside of our organization, other than as necessary to fulfill your request, e.g. to ship an order. Or to avert one of the aforementioned apocalypse scenarios.
Unless you ask us not to, we may contact you via email in the future to tell you about specials, new products or services, or changes to this privacy policy. If you ask us not to, we retain the option to quit being your friend(s).
Your Access to and Control Over Information
You may opt out of any future contacts from us at any time or contact us to see:
• See what data we have about you, if any.
• Change/correct any data we have about you.
• Have us delete any data we have about you.
• Express any concern you have about our use of your data.
Security
We take precautions to protect your information. When you submit sensitive information via the website, your information is protected both online and offline. We use enterprise level SSL security to prevent your information from being stolen and years of practice in information security to determine our security protocols. We can haz ur back? We haz.
Wherever we collect sensitive information (such as credit card data), that information is encrypted and transmitted to us in a secure way, flanked by a gauntlet of roundhouse kicks from Chuck Norris and French taunting. You can verify this by looking for a closed lock icon at the bottom of your web browser when checking out, or looking for "https" at the beginning of the address of the web page whenever you're going to submit this sensitive info. If you submit your credit card info in a blog comment, we are not responsible for your brash, sudden, confusing and honestly pretty naïve action.
While we use encryption to protect sensitive information transmitted online, we also protect your information offline. Only employees who need the information to perform a specific job (for example, billing or customer service) are granted access to personally identifiable information. The computers/servers in which we store personally identifiable information are kept in a secure environment, protected by the same aforementioned gauntlet and taunting.
Cookies
We use cookies on this site (because the internet is dumb and doesn't use cake).
A cookie is a piece of data stored on a site visitor's hard drive to help us improve your access to our site and identify repeat visitors to our site. For instance, when we use a cookie to identify you, you would not have to log in a password more than once, thereby saving time while on our site. Cookies can also enable us to track and target the interests of our users to enhance the experience on our site. Usage of a cookie is in no way linked to any personally identifiable information on our site.
Links
This web site contains links to other sites. If you haven't noticed, please call someone who has used the internet before to explain what links are. K, thanks.
Please be aware that we are not responsible for the content or privacy practices of such other sites. We encourage our users to be aware when they leave our site and to read the privacy statements of any other site that collects personally identifiable information.
Updates
Our Privacy Policy may change from time to time and all updates will be posted on this page. If you feel that we are not abiding by this privacy policy, you should contact us immediately via telephone at (919) 537-5037 or via email.
Bob Hope
We won't use your info for evil. No, seriously. What else do you need to know?
Well, OK. We can be more specific if you doubt us.
Information Collection, Use, and Sharing
We are the sole owners of the information collected on this site. We only have access to/collect information that you voluntarily give us via email or other direct contact from you. We will not sell or rent this information to anyone, except in the case that this information will avert nuclear disaster, robot takeover, threat of universal zombie viruses or other extraordinarily unlikely (but very scary) planet-destroying scenarios for which we feel we'd be obligated, as citizens of our World, to furnish. In such circumstance we may furnish said information without requesting prior written consent, seeing as a lack of infrastructure and/or requisite electricity to power our computers is a likely possibility.
Information Collection, Use, and Sharing
We are the sole owners of the information collected on this site. We only have access to/collect information that you voluntarily give us via email or other direct contact from you. We will not sell or rent this information to anyone, except in the case that this information will avert nuclear disaster, robot takeover, threat of universal zombie viruses or other extraordinarily unlikely (but very scary) planet-destroying scenarios for which we feel we'd be obligated, as citizens of our World, to furnish. In such circumstance we may furnish said information without requesting prior written consent, seeing as a lack of infrastructure and/or requisite electricity to power our computers is a likely possibility.
We will use your information to respond to you (but not if you're a Meanie, srsly) regarding the reason you contacted us. We will not share your information with any third party outside of our organization, other than as necessary to fulfill your request, e.g. to ship an order. Or to avert one of the aforementioned apocalypse scenarios.
Unless you ask us not to, we may contact you via email in the future to tell you about specials, new products or services, or changes to this privacy policy. If you ask us not to, we retain the option to quit being your friend(s).
Your Access to and Control Over Information
You may opt out of any future contacts from us at any time or contact us to see:
• See what data we have about you, if any.
• Change/correct any data we have about you.
• Have us delete any data we have about you.
• Express any concern you have about our use of your data.
Security
We take precautions to protect your information. When you submit sensitive information via the website, your information is protected both online and offline. We use enterprise level SSL security to prevent your information from being stolen and years of practice in information security to determine our security protocols. We can haz ur back? We haz.
Wherever we collect sensitive information (such as credit card data), that information is encrypted and transmitted to us in a secure way, flanked by a gauntlet of roundhouse kicks from Chuck Norris and French taunting. You can verify this by looking for a closed lock icon at the bottom of your web browser when checking out, or looking for "https" at the beginning of the address of the web page whenever you're going to submit this sensitive info. If you submit your credit card info in a blog comment, we are not responsible for your brash, sudden, confusing and honestly pretty naïve action.
While we use encryption to protect sensitive information transmitted online, we also protect your information offline. Only employees who need the information to perform a specific job (for example, billing or customer service) are granted access to personally identifiable information. The computers/servers in which we store personally identifiable information are kept in a secure environment, protected by the same aforementioned gauntlet and taunting.
Cookies
We use cookies on this site (because the internet is dumb and doesn't use cake).
A cookie is a piece of data stored on a site visitor's hard drive to help us improve your access to our site and identify repeat visitors to our site. For instance, when we use a cookie to identify you, you would not have to log in a password more than once, thereby saving time while on our site. Cookies can also enable us to track and target the interests of our users to enhance the experience on our site. Usage of a cookie is in no way linked to any personally identifiable information on our site.
Links
This web site contains links to other sites. If you haven't noticed, please call someone who has used the internet before to explain what links are. K, thanks.
Please be aware that we are not responsible for the content or privacy practices of such other sites. We encourage our users to be aware when they leave our site and to read the privacy statements of any other site that collects personally identifiable information.
Updates
Our Privacy Policy may change from time to time and all updates will be posted on this page. If you feel that we are not abiding by this privacy policy, you should contact us immediately via telephone at (919) 537-5037 or via email.